Rant time

Is it just me, or are subliminal ads, temptation and sexual connotation seemingly thrust in our faces every waking hour?

The movies seemed to be a safe haven to sit and watch 90 minutes of uninterrupted entertainment, with a few trailers at the beginning being the sole advertisement. But now, instead of “Please silence your cell phones”, it’s become “Please silence your cell phones, brought to you by Alltel, your world delivered.” Honestly, I can’t take it anymore.

In addition, I go to school or I sit at home and sex, beer, condoms, and Smiling Bob are constantly barraging my ears every second. Go to school, you are told, “Take the pill”, “Use a condom”, “Practice safe sex”. Even on Oprah the other day, she had two freshmen on there who wanted to have sex and they were trying to talk them out of it. Even though they did convince them not to, the question shouldn’t even be present.

And if it couldn’t get worse, when subliminal ads, and sexual connotation meet, I want to throw my TV out into the yard. Even such ads as Burger King have transformed into “The King” talking about how he likes square butts, while promoting a kids meal. Then Hardees comes on with just a lady eating a huge burger. No big deal right? Wrong. She continues to drip it down her graciously long legs and eat in a very seductive style. Baskin-Robbins should go ahead and come on and have a girl get ice cream dribble all over herself. Think about it.

What’s the point of this? I am tired of being bombarded with ads and subliminal messages to make me act in a certain manner when all I want sometimes is to be left alone.

Cheeleading coach also Playboy Model?

Yeah, that’s what Anchorman is telling me

She was named cyber woman of the month, or something to that effect, right before she started as a coach.

Then, some prissy girl didn’t get in, and I guess one of their dad was on the Playboy website, girl walks up behind him, and realizes that the woman on the screen is her coach…uh oh.

Long story short, even though we don’t know if her contract had a morals part of it, she got fired, and I guess that’s good though. She’s make more money with Playboy

Bottom Line: She can do a cheer for me any time

Adult Star found in home dead

Adult film star Marilyn Chambers aka Mary Ann Taylor was found dead in her home north of Los Angeles, the Los Angeles Coroners office said on April 13, 2009. Chambers starred in the 1972 film “Behind the Green Door.” REUTERS/Fred Prouser/Files

Bottom Line: Mark it in stone, I’m predicting she died of a heart attack….know what I mean?

Boy rides NYC subway for 34 stops

NEW YORK – Authorities say a 5-year-old boy slipped onto a New York City subway alone and rode for 34 stops from one end of Manhattan to the other before anyone intercepted him.

Samuel Sosa has been reunited with his mother, unharmed, after his hourlong transit odyssey Monday.

Griselda Sosa says her son got away from her around 7:40 a.m. while she got coffee near an elevated station on the No. 1 line in the northernmost part of Manhattan. The boy apparently sprinted up the station’s stairs, squeezed under a turnstile and boarded a southbound train before she could stop him.

Police quickly put out an alert, but Sammy made it to the end of the line before transit workers spotted him around 8:40 a.m.

His mother calls authorities’ response “good and fast.”

Okay, I know this might sound a little wild, but she should’ve let him go. Seriously, because if he sees what happens at night in New York, he’ll be back home by midnight and never leave until he’s 35. We need to stop scaring our kids. The numbers are actually very minimal that anything will happen to you at any given time. New York is actually in the 200′s of the most dangerous, missing the #1 spot by well, about 200.

Bottom Line: Don’t let your kid loose in DETROIT

Billy Mays

Billy Mays is sooooo dumb I can’t even express it. He always comes on, “HI I’M BILLY MAYS!!!” Like we actually care that he’s Billy Mays.  And I never understand it, why is he yelling at me?

What would he be like in real life?

We’re at grandma’s funeral, “THAT’S HER DEAD BODY!”

Bottom Line: Billy Mays is loud

20% more? Bull-crap!

Some things like Doritos have labels on them now saying “WHOA! There’s 20% more free bold bites in here!”

Okay, number 1, the bag is still the same size, so you’re already beat on that point.

Then number 2, even if it does have 20% more in it, it’s air. You have no problem filling half of it with air/no chips, so you’ll have no problem giving us another 20% of oxygen. But HA! Because with that air, we took from you, means that we have more air than you, so we can BREATHE longer. Take that corporate America.

Bottom Line: Dorito Bag=70% air…sorry, looks like you paid $3 for an extra 5 seconds of life. WOOPTY DO!

Pirates Still?

I can’t believe this. Anchor-man is telling me that people where just rescued from Smalli pirates. That’s cute. Smalli pirates running around with their little eyepatch and their little peg leg.

Bottom Line: Verne Troyer took Americans captive.

Hello world!

I guess this is about, um, 13 years late, to introduce myself to the world, but okay.

Anyway, thanks for visiting my blog, I’ll try my very best to post once a day, and I hope you enjoy my point of view and I’ll try not to offend too many people! *smile*