Archive for April 2009

Rant time

April 20, 2009

Is it just me, or are subliminal ads, temptation and sexual connotation seemingly thrust in our faces every waking hour? The movies seemed to be a safe haven to sit and watch 90 minutes of uninterrupted entertainment, with a few trailers at the beginning being the sole advertisement. But now, instead of “Please silence your [...]

Cheeleading coach also Playboy Model?

April 16, 2009

Yeah, that’s what Anchorman is telling me She was named cyber woman of the month, or something to that effect, right before she started as a coach. Then, some prissy girl didn’t get in, and I guess one of their dad was on the Playboy website, girl walks up behind him, and realizes that the [...]

Adult Star found in home dead

April 14, 2009

Adult film star Marilyn Chambers aka Mary Ann Taylor was found dead in her home north of Los Angeles, the Los Angeles Coroners office said on April 13, 2009. Chambers starred in the 1972 film “Behind the Green Door.” REUTERS/Fred Prouser/Files Bottom Line: Mark it in stone, I’m predicting she died of a heart attack….know [...]

Boy rides NYC subway for 34 stops

April 14, 2009

NEW YORK – Authorities say a 5-year-old boy slipped onto a New York City subway alone and rode for 34 stops from one end of Manhattan to the other before anyone intercepted him. Samuel Sosa has been reunited with his mother, unharmed, after his hourlong transit odyssey Monday. Griselda Sosa says her son got away [...]

Billy Mays

April 14, 2009

Billy Mays is sooooo dumb I can’t even express it. He always comes on, “HI I’M BILLY MAYS!!!” Like we actually care that he’s Billy Mays.  And I never understand it, why is he yelling at me? What would he be like in real life? We’re at grandma’s funeral, “THAT’S HER DEAD BODY!” Bottom Line: [...]

20% more? Bull-crap!

April 14, 2009

Some things like Doritos have labels on them now saying “WHOA! There’s 20% more free bold bites in here!” Okay, number 1, the bag is still the same size, so you’re already beat on that point. Then number 2, even if it does have 20% more in it, it’s air. You have no problem filling [...]

Pirates Still?

April 14, 2009

I can’t believe this. Anchor-man is telling me that people where just rescued from Smalli pirates. That’s cute. Smalli pirates running around with their little eyepatch and their little peg leg. Bottom Line: Verne Troyer took Americans captive.

Hello world!

April 14, 2009

I guess this is about, um, 13 years late, to introduce myself to the world, but okay. Anyway, thanks for visiting my blog, I’ll try my very best to post once a day, and I hope you enjoy my point of view and I’ll try not to offend too many people! *smile*


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