20% more? Bull-crap!
Some things like Doritos have labels on them now saying “WHOA! There’s 20% more free bold bites in here!”
Okay, number 1, the bag is still the same size, so you’re already beat on that point.
Then number 2, even if it does have 20% more in it, it’s air. You have no problem filling half of it with air/no chips, so you’ll have no problem giving us another 20% of oxygen. But HA! Because with that air, we took from you, means that we have more air than you, so we can BREATHE longer. Take that corporate America.
Bottom Line: Dorito Bag=70% air…sorry, looks like you paid $3 for an extra 5 seconds of life. WOOPTY DO!
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