Billy Mays

Billy Mays is sooooo dumb I can’t even express it. He always comes on, “HI I’M BILLY MAYS!!!” Like we actually care that he’s Billy Mays.  And I never understand it, why is he yelling at me?

What would he be like in real life?

We’re at grandma’s funeral, “THAT’S HER DEAD BODY!”

Bottom Line: Billy Mays is loud

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